CATWOMAN is the story of mild-mannered artist Patience Philips, who works for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she is attacked and killed. Starring HALLE BERRY!
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Rotten: The screenplay's a hodgepodge of witchcraft, ancient Egyptian lore, pulp feminism, and a dash of S&M.
- Andrea Gronvall, Chicago Reader, Saturday, May 3, 2014
Rotten: Catwoman is dragged down by a paper-thin story, the predictable number of fight scenes executed at equally predictable intervals and stock, unmemorable characters.
- Ann Hornaday, Washington Post, Friday, July 23, 2004
Rotten: This wretched film is nothing but an excuse to show Halle Berry] wearing that skimpy leather suit.
- Bill Muller, Arizona Republic, Friday, July 23, 2004
Wow. I was stunned watching this movie. It was mesmerized. I was in awe. How in the hell can a studio make a film that is sort of a spin off to a dead franchise, yet has nothing to do with the rebooted franchise. That's the first major problem with this film. How can you do a film featuring a Batman villain without Batman? You can't. It will fail every time. The other major problem is the film is crap. I'm talking legendary crap. From 2004 on people have said "I'm going to go take a Catwoman!" when going to the bathroom to defecate. The plot is silly as hell with Catwoman (Halle Berry) being resurrected by cats after being murdered by a poor man's Bond villain (Sharon Stone) who runs an evil cosmetics company. Yes, I said evil cosmetics company. Shit. Pure shit. So she's Catwoman. Revenge. The end. I have never seen such putrid garbage. Shot like a crap MTV video with seizure like qualities, there is no direction in this film. Just a bunch of cuts with crappy acting and even crappier characters. This film is such a waste of time, money, neurons, anything that went into this film was a waste. Somewhere in this world someone died in a car accident going to see Catwoman and that is the worst fucking tragedy in the world. No, there is another tragedy. Dying on the way home from seeing Catwoman.
- sononothing, Sunday, September 19, 2010
The movie is OK - as a bit of fluff. Halle Berry is turned into Catwoman who then goes out to avenge her mistreatment. It is so stupid that Catwoman can fight the cops with her hands tied behind her back if she needs to, but when she fights Sharon Stone, Sharon almost kills her.
- Redlats, Monday, March 9, 2009
Watch The Dark Knight. Then watch Catwoman. Then ask yourself "How the flying blue fuck did a film this bad get made?" It really is astonishing. This isn't even THE Catwoman, just some woman resurrected by a cat God or some shit. Marvel at the exciting action sequences, such as...a ferris wheel that stops working...OH the humanity! It builds up to a climax that has Catwoman fight her arch nemesis...a beautician. She sure gives The Joker, Two Face and The Penguin a run for their money. Hall Berry is atrocious in this movie. I mean just plain, want to stab her with her Oscar, bad. Remember that awful line from X-Men,well here's a script where every line of dialogue is that bad. The CGI is more obvious than a kick in the nuts. Unfortunately this film is far more painful. Don't get me started on the costume. They should have just called this DominatrixWoman and replaced all the cats with sexual deviants. Pitof? More like "Fuck Off".
- kiriyamakazou, Friday, February 27, 2009